Sunday, May 15, 2011

Famous last words

robbie buttmunch has been spending $$$ outside of his comfort zone again (as you will see over the next couple weeks when I post all of his goodie bags.). I try to tell him that he's a moron when he does silly things like that but he is so insistent and practically begs Me to ruin him every other day that sometimes I just kinda want to. Like for real just fuck him up so bad his life will change because of it. And honestly, thinking about him utterly destroyed, completely humiliated in front of his ultra-pretentious dickhead friends, colleagues, and clients, life over (or at least feeling like it is) forced to swallow his pride and admit for once that he isn't just acting like a loser but that he actually is one (especially since he'll have the reassurances of everyone he knows) well, It seems sorta therapeutic.

he's been on an out of control spending spree lately buying things that he has no business purchasing. he bought 1 of everything in My store and even added a couple of juicy personal items to the order on top of it. he's completed addicted My C4S and bought so many clips that they blocked him LOL! he's been on a downward spiral for awhile now, so when I got the email today that he was, wait for it... 'going to get therapy to quit this fetish' I was almost shocked into emailing him back right away and begging him not to do it. I would hate for him to humiliate himself in front of some smirking doctor while he tells about his most degrading experiences (that he was totally tricked into doing by some hot manipulative girl) and explain in gruesome detail how I turned him into a moronic pay robot who will obey all commands. Please robbie don't tell another (real) man (or will it be a Woman, hmmm?) about how you are inferior, weak, pathetic, and really just a little sissy bitch who wants to be pimped out to suck cock. Or how you are a helpless loser that loves it when I twist your little mind and make you do all these dirty, nasty unspeakable things. No, robbie, Don't! I couldn't live with Myself if you had to undergo such extreme embarrassment and humiliation.*rolls eyes

God he can get on My nerves! It's like he's schizophrenic and has 3 different personalities every time I talk to him. There's the one that kisses My ass and loves to send lots presents, there's the whiny bitch that can't deal with his addiction and needs constant reassurance that I'm not going to out him, and then there's the super alpha that talks out of his ass about how much of a catch he is and how he can f*ck any Woman he wants, -um, fyi, typically girls with names like Candy and Crystal aren't the kind of girls with high standards. -also, I apologize to both My Friends Candy and Crystal! It's not Your fault You have whore names ;P

robbie, you are such a weak, whiny bitch and your drama is starting to become boring.  I should make you do it, you stupid, worthless slut. I should make you admit to another (better, stronger, smarter, more masculine, and definitely superior) man all the dirty little things you do to get attention from hot, young girls like Me. I could even send reference material if you like. I know your game and you will lose at it (as you well know).

and if you think you aren't going to have to make ammends for this you are in for a big surprise. I have a special ego stripping weekend set up just for you. Let's see how long you stay away...

*yawn

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