Sunday, May 15, 2011

I shop therefore I am

I know I'm supposed to be curbing the shopping this year but I received $500 in Gift cards to My favorite stores and it's not like you can redeem them for cash (or can you? I have no idea how that works) so I really had no choice but to let My new installment (We're still toying with names, I like 'sissybritches', but he feels it emasculates him somehow) have the honor of filling My yesterday with shopping and fun. So thanks, new boy, you made a freezing cold snowy Sunday worth going out in. The only disappointment is that I've been to all My fave stores so much over the last month that I practically own everything in them so there wasn't a lot of new stuff to choose from. I did end up with a couple of pairs of new jeans (I think they were both Big Star) and 5 or 6 tops. I am still trying to find room in My closet for all the new goodies since the dresser coffeeboy bought is already filled!



And a couple of cute vintage rock t-shirts but I forgot to get pics. The black crop top is ruffly and looks soo good on Me but the detail doesn't show through in the pic. I love the white button-up (or is it button-down?) the sleeves are the perfect length which is always hard for Me to find since I'm tall. I feel like I need a red pair of cowboy boots to go with it tho. But, I can live without, for now.

I called robbie while strolling through the mall and let him splurge on a $200 hand inlaid crystal headband to go with the pretty silver grey beaded dress he sent. It's the icing on the cake and gives Me sparkles from head to toe. I'm sure I could have found a cheap knock-off for $40 but why settle for less when you don't have to? Besides, I'm worth it, as proved by the enamored slaves that finance My every whim.


Could not get a clear pic of the headband because of the sparkles

Also, sent from robbie this week. Another Free People hoodie top from My wishlist.



And, a bright pink Gwen Stefani Harajuku Lovers top from My wishlist...



It's even girly on the inside!



I stopped at Victorias Secret on the way out and spent a couple hundred dollars in sexy panties and frilly bras, so, I think it's time to auction off some of the old stuff to make room for the new. I plan to work on that sometime this month.

I also received a late Christmas card with $200 from doughboy (not cuz he's loaded, he just needs to take his fatass to the gym!) I've put him on a diet but it doesn't seem to be helping much. he said he's lost 5 lbs but I swear it looks like he's gained 10! I have him record every single thing that goes into his mouth (remember to chalk up 5 calories per tsp of cum!) and he's started a new exercise routine that includes some heavy weight training with his petite sized penis but it doesn't seem to help make it any bigger. I saw a guy that shot steroids into his arms and they got huge why can't the same thing be done to your little willies? Let's hope one day science will catch up.

Also, just a reminder, it is January and time to start the new diet, slaves, so don't think I've forgotten, and no cheating unless I say so.

That's all for now.

Goddess

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