$4k to shop with Me

Yes once again I maxxed out dumdum's credit cards in record time, as usual. I wasn't even in the mood to go out when he called pleading for Me to rape his wallet and drain him of every cent. I was feeling kind've hungover from the night before and was planning to stay in bed and fuck My boyfriend all day but dumdum is tenacious and wouldn't relent. he kept pushing My tribute buttons and whining about needing Me to fuck him up. I was nearly bored to tears listening to him drone on about his pathetic existence and even set the phone down and watched tv for awhile while he shared his most intimate secrets with My pillow. Finally I decided that if I had to listen to this moron babble about his stupid life for one more second I was going to stab a screwdriver into My ears so I told him I would let him take Me shopping as long as he promised not to speak or annoy Me in any way. Neither of which he was able to keep from doing.

When I saw him his eyes were big and bloodshot. He looked like he had either been up for 3 days straight or crying all morning. I didn't bother to ask which it was I just strode to the first store I wanted to shop at and dialed one of My Friends so he wouldn't feel prompted to speak to Me. He followed along silently for awhile but within minutes couldn't control himself from blubbering nonsense about how much he worships Me, works only to give all of his money to Me, lives to make Me happy, etc. etc. blah blah *snore I knew his silence was too good to be true but I was here on a mission so why let some hyper chatbox ruin My time? I decided to just ignore him and have some fun.

First stop was Metropark where I easily spent $1200 on 5 pairs of Mek jeans, half a dozen tops, a couple of belts, a dress or two, some earrings, and odds and ends. Then off to Betsy Johnson where I found 3 cute dresses at a reasonable $300 a pop. Next up was Macy's where I grabbed a handful of jewelry, stockings, and some bubblebath. On to Guess for a pair of pointy toed pumps, shiny patent leather boots, and a couple of tops. I finished the day at Buckle leaving with a coat, a pair of Lucky jeans, and some more Sinful and Ed Hardy stuff. All in all shopping and tributes combined dumdum spent a whopping $4k for the pleasure of being ignored by Me today.

Did I fuck you up enough loser? Or are you ready for some more? I'm posting some pics so you can see just how good I look in your money, lol. Enjoy!