And there's no better way I can think of to celebrate it then by heading out to My favorite malls and spending loads of My slaves hard earned CA$H on shiny, sparkly things just for Me!!! I know you local losers know what My favorite stores are but only one lucky boy gets to accompany Me so I better not see you there unless you're invited! If you are one of the privileged few that have My number use it now!
Also, I want to thank all of the boys that gave Me their vote (and their soul) this year. Be thankful Obama won the election, you're going to need that welfare reform to live on after I'm done with you.
*mwa
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