Showing posts with label contest. Show all posts
Showing posts with label contest. Show all posts

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Lent the season of sacrifice

yes bitches this is your season so rejoice and send that extra love to Goddess. Everyone, Catholics and non-Caths alike, will be celebrating this season by sacrificing even more to your Greedy insatiable Goddess than usual. I know you've been waiting all year to deny yourself those little extras that you haven't deserved and I've been waiting to collect on them! Giving up smoking? Sweets? Meat? or sex (lol, yeah right like you have a choice on that one, loser). I'll be here to help you every step of the way. I'll even be posting a stop smoking guide to help you quit that nasty habit once and for all. Whatever it is you plan to sacrifice to the Goddess this year make it count and send all the extra $$$ you save for Me so I can buy something new and pretty by the time Easter rolls around. Oh, and all of you chastity slaves guess what you'll be giving up for another 40 days?

<3

Goddess



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Christmas Tree Contest




Okay boys, I know you've been waiting on pins and needles for your new assignment and I've got the green light from Doc so here it is. Before IM'ing Me have these things ready:

First you will have to hit Wal-Mart, Cost-co, or whatever your favorite candy store is and get one of these big, fat candycane sticks or just order from the website. It's at a price even you can afford.



If the 1 inch diameter Big Jim is child's play to you then go with the Ultra-Mega-Super-Fist-sized Great Big Peppermint pole and suck it down to smooth out the sharp edges 'cuz I'm sure by now you know where this little treat is going to end up. Act fast and you can get 2 for the price of 1 and be one step ahead for next year!




Secondly, if your tree is still up you got a lucky break since you'll be using the festive decor strung around it, plus the bonus of finally getting your lazy ass around to taking your tree down. Have all your pretty decorations ready because they are going to be put to good and very entertaining use.

I know Christmas is over for you but Mine never ends so I'm having a contest to see who is going to be this years best Christmas tree. I want garland, tinsel, LOTS of twinkling lights, and colorful bulbs that We'll be hanging from creative places. We will be using clothespins, safety pins, or piercings to hold the ornaments in place so make sure you are prepared! And, I want a big star or fairy angel for the top of your head. If you must be discreet then I will allow a Santa hat pulled over your face instead. And no Christmas tree is complete without lots of presents so make sure to wrap a few special things for Me. A bow on top of a stack of cash will do just fine



Email or IM Me to set up cam time. If you prefer to shoot this video yourself without My help or artistic direction make sure to get good angles for Me
Don't be a scrooge, either, everybody should participate to spread the holiday cheer!

*mwa

Goddess


*UPDATE* It has been brought to My attention that I've been insensitive to those of My non-christian worshippers that still want to participate in the contest but don't have the supplies needed. Never fret My heathen friends! My greed is non-denominational and I'm sure similarly amusing arrangements can be made

$15 monthly food allowance

$15 monthly food allowance

Just thought I'd share this little tidbit with all the Women who are looking for more ways to squeeze an extra few bucks out their slaves. Apparently $30 per month is all the food money a person needs to survive. Oh wait scratch that, $30 is what the couple in the video spent on food for a month for the both of them so it looks like $15 is allowance enough for one person's meals. Clip some coupons and you might even be able to get it down to $10

Watch the video and make your grocery list, boys. This is going to be next months diet.

XOX

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