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Sunday, May 15, 2011

Christmas Tree Contest




Okay boys, I know you've been waiting on pins and needles for your new assignment and I've got the green light from Doc so here it is. Before IM'ing Me have these things ready:

First you will have to hit Wal-Mart, Cost-co, or whatever your favorite candy store is and get one of these big, fat candycane sticks or just order from the website. It's at a price even you can afford.



If the 1 inch diameter Big Jim is child's play to you then go with the Ultra-Mega-Super-Fist-sized Great Big Peppermint pole and suck it down to smooth out the sharp edges 'cuz I'm sure by now you know where this little treat is going to end up. Act fast and you can get 2 for the price of 1 and be one step ahead for next year!




Secondly, if your tree is still up you got a lucky break since you'll be using the festive decor strung around it, plus the bonus of finally getting your lazy ass around to taking your tree down. Have all your pretty decorations ready because they are going to be put to good and very entertaining use.

I know Christmas is over for you but Mine never ends so I'm having a contest to see who is going to be this years best Christmas tree. I want garland, tinsel, LOTS of twinkling lights, and colorful bulbs that We'll be hanging from creative places. We will be using clothespins, safety pins, or piercings to hold the ornaments in place so make sure you are prepared! And, I want a big star or fairy angel for the top of your head. If you must be discreet then I will allow a Santa hat pulled over your face instead. And no Christmas tree is complete without lots of presents so make sure to wrap a few special things for Me. A bow on top of a stack of cash will do just fine



Email or IM Me to set up cam time. If you prefer to shoot this video yourself without My help or artistic direction make sure to get good angles for Me
Don't be a scrooge, either, everybody should participate to spread the holiday cheer!

*mwa

Goddess


*UPDATE* It has been brought to My attention that I've been insensitive to those of My non-christian worshippers that still want to participate in the contest but don't have the supplies needed. Never fret My heathen friends! My greed is non-denominational and I'm sure similarly amusing arrangements can be made

Raping the benefits

I spent this week doing all of the things I love -hanging out with My bestfriends, dining at My favorite restaurants, going to the hottest clubs, shopping at the best stores, and draining wallet after wallet along the way. All it takes is My pretty smile, silky soft voice, and firm command and it's as if 'no' isn't part of your vocabulary. Why can't you turn Me down? Because I make you weak. I make you want to give in and turn into a big sploshy puddle under My perfect, lovely feet. I make you excited at the thought of being used by Me and I make you beg for any scrap of attention I give you. I know just how to push your buttons and I know how to make you push all Mine -My tribute buttons, that is. and that's just the way I like you -hopelessly addicted to your stunning Goddess. As if you ever stood a chance.


There is so much going on that I can't possibly get it all down in one post. It has been an amazing week so far! Lots of pretty presents. Lots of new devotees. And tons of mail to sort through. If I haven't replied to your slave request yet please be patient. I'm hoping to answer all mail before the weekend is over.

After a week of spending your money I spent the day taking some pics for you to drool over. I found a beautiful lavender Vera Wang dress at Neiman Marcus that looks amazing on Me, a super tight curve hugging black dress from Betsey Johnson, a pair of soft suede Jessica Simpson boots at Sak's, My cute red Romika snow booties at Nordstrom's, and some great Big Star and Lucky jeans, sweaters, and leggings at Buckle. I even picked up a couple of t-shirts for My boyfriend. All in all it's been a great week and that's not even the half of it. I still have to take pics of all the great presents I received It's so good to be Goddess!

Later boys~