Showing posts with label Walrus. Show all posts

Sunday, May 15, 2011

I'll be out tonight, if youre lucky I'll take some pics before I leave

This is how I'll be spending My night! german = yummy.
chuggy bought the tickets. robbie bought the present (My Friend Cheryl's birthday) and the outfit, walrus bought the mani/pedi, and you're buying the drinks! Fill 'em up here

to keep Me and My Friends silly drunk all night!

Stay out of trouble 'til I get home

Cookie Monster

Customs finally gave the arab his Christmas cookies! I sent them 1 month ago! They are like crunchy, teeth shattering rocks but the fat walrus can't wait to bite into them and taste all of My special ingredients.

Ooo look at the pretty gold box. I wonder what's in there...

he bows to pray to Me like a good worshipper

he tries to show off all the scrumptious bits and pieces of toenail, hair, shoe mud...

but I think this video captured it better

pack it in doughboy!

Fingerlicking good!

but a little dry so he needs something to wash them down with...

Ahhhh, thirst quenching...

And look how happy he is!

you're always a laugh a minute you big, fat, crazy Walrus

And now for the best part...

WARNING: you may not look at cookies the same way again after watching this video.

http://www.obeymelanie.com/videos/cookie%20monster.wmv

*mwa

Goddess

Thank you arab and shoe hunt

Waking up to $$$ in My mailbox always puts a huge smile on My beautiful face

The dirty arab started My day off with a donation that I immediately spent on some darling tokidoki tees and hoodie, and a pink and black gauzy jersey top with a cute girl in fishnets and restraints on the front. Since finding this designer (through Queen Sutherland) I'm completely hooked. All the clothes, watches, shoes, and even squeaky toys are so adorable it's hard to not buy them all.

I love the little monkey with heart shaped eyepatch, lol.

These are the shoes I want but can't find in My size. I read they run a size small so I will need them in 9.5-10. This is your mission, boys. Get off your asses and find these supercute sneakers -and then buy them for Me! Whoever finds them gets My old worn out pink Adidas so use that as your inspiration. Check out the soles, OMG cuteness! I have to have them! They are

Tokidoki Asics Onitsuka Tiger. Hurry there have got to be a few pairs left somewhere!

UPDATE: I also found another $100 donation in My spam box from a shy slave who hasn't contacted Me yet. Don't be scared. Introduce yourself.
I used your donation to buy this brand spanking new webcam earlier, so I'll probably be spending the rest of the day trying to figure out how to hook it up, lol. I've been spoiled by having one that's built-in but I wanted one that I could use to get different angles -like you boys looking up at Me instead of the other way around. Besides a slaves' place really is at the feet of a gorgeous Woman, isn't it?

Thankyou new boy Hope to see you soon.

Sock Dreams

Finally all of My socks made it in! I don't know wtf is going on with the post office but it seems like it is taking forever to get any packages delivered lately. I'm still waiting on the boots from My arab, a couple of things from robbie, cumchuggers gift to get to him, dumbos ph, boots from Mikel, and arab hasn't gotten his cookies yet! I know there were holidays but c'mon.

Anyways, here are the leftover sockies that I haven't posted yet, all compliments of the sweet, adoring boys (and sissies) that are keeping My feet toasty warm and snug all winter long. As you can tell I've been wearing some of them and omg are they soft! The long ones go all the way up to the bottom of My cheeks and the short ones are so cashmerey soft and comfy that I never want to take them off! $400 in socks, but definitely worth every penny!

Sissy Maid Madeline sent these satin snap opera length gloves, vanilla scented silky lotion, cozy off-white armwarmers that will go with just about everything I own, and the very sexy pink fishnets that I've already had to wear to the club. Thankyou sweetie!

arab sent a huge assortment of every type of sock from My wishlist and kept it a surprise to the very last minute. he's such doll sometimes. Thankyou you big fat walrus

cumchugger sent enough socks and armwarmers to get Me through winter on his own, lol, and always makes sure to clean up the last few items on My wishlists so I'm not left wanting. Thank you chugs.

I think I owe all of you some pics so expect to see them soon

Oh, and no one has claimed the first batch of socks I received yet but I have My suspicions as to who it was. Thankyou whoever you are. I'm curled up in a pair of them right now.

*mwa

Goddess

prezzies from toad (arab shit slave)

toad My shiteating arab slave you are by far the most entertaining freakshow out there and as much as you drive Me crazy when you run away and hide for weeks at a time you always come back and do something sweet to make up for it. Besides I love the extra abuse I get to heap on you when you come back

These are My absolute favorite jeans. They are super form fitting and look sexy as hell on Me. The rhinestone skull shirt is also one of My favorites and I look like a total rock star in this outfit. Everything right down to the 5 inch heels and cozy shrug is a body hugging perfect fit. I can't wait for all the snuggly socks you sent to come in.

Of course, the best gift of all is the insanely entertaining video collection I have of you, lol.

Thank you, worm.

*mwa

No fur zone

Just a quick update for all of you who are wondering whether or not Arab Shit Slave followed through on his suck-up video and if I determined him worthy enough to kneel at My lovely feet again.

Arab Shit Slave finished or at least is on his way to completing his assignment for this weekend. It is completely hysterical and he had Me laughing so hard I was crying but I won't have time to upload the entire thing today since there is a little matter of $2K that I need to go spoil Myself with. It's so good I'm considering putting it up on C4S since I'm sure it would go straight to #1. LOL

Here's a sneak peek of one of the hair removal procedure we used until I can get the video in it's entirety uploaded and available to all.

Look at this hairy fucking gorilla. Waxing strips, duct tape, superglue, whatever it takes until it's entire body is smooth and fur free.

Raping the benefits

I spent this week doing all of the things I love -hanging out with My bestfriends, dining at My favorite restaurants, going to the hottest clubs, shopping at the best stores, and draining wallet after wallet along the way. All it takes is My pretty smile, silky soft voice, and firm command and it's as if 'no' isn't part of your vocabulary. Why can't you turn Me down? Because I make you weak. I make you want to give in and turn into a big sploshy puddle under My perfect, lovely feet. I make you excited at the thought of being used by Me and I make you beg for any scrap of attention I give you. I know just how to push your buttons and I know how to make you push all Mine -My tribute buttons, that is.

and that's just the way I like you -hopelessly addicted to your stunning Goddess. As if you ever stood a chance.

There is so much going on that I can't possibly get it all down in one post. It has been an amazing week so far! Lots of pretty presents. Lots of new devotees. And tons of mail to sort through. If I haven't replied to your slave request yet please be patient. I'm hoping to answer all mail before the weekend is over.

After a week of spending your money I spent the day taking some pics for you to drool over. I found a beautiful lavender Vera Wang dress at Neiman Marcus that looks amazing on Me, a super tight curve hugging black dress from Betsey Johnson, a pair of soft suede Jessica Simpson boots at Sak's, My cute red Romika snow booties at Nordstrom's, and some great Big Star and Lucky jeans, sweaters, and leggings at Buckle. I even picked up a couple of t-shirts for My boyfriend. All in all it's been a great week and that's not even the half of it. I still have to take pics of all the great presents I received

It's so good to be Goddess!

Later boys~

It's never easy to say Goodbye

Once again Arab Shit Slave has deleted his Myspace in another lame attempt to show his commitment to a boring life of nonslavery, nonsubmission, and nonjoy. It's a small step and probably the only one he will take before he comes slithering back begging for more but it's the thought that counts right?
Is he trying to show Me that he is strong when I know he is really just a weak little bitch who lives and breathes to be on his knees in front of Me? Is he determined to be in control of his own fucked up going nowhere life? Does he think he will ever be anything but the groveling money machine that degrades himself in so many hysterical ways in the hopes of making Me laugh? Good for him! he doesn't deserve it anyways.
What this loser doesn't even realize yet is that he can pretend all he wants but that doesn't change things. he is still the same filthy piece of garbage he was last week when he begged Me to make him drink piss and handed Me hundreds of dollars to watch, he is still the bottom feeding maggot that will do anything, and I do mean ANYTHING, I tell him to do, and he is still a carpet for Women to walk all over.
I would love to upload more videos of fido's adventures in Goddessland but they are the sickest, most disturbing pieces of cinema I think I've ever seen and I dont want to put anyone else through it, besides he would be foaming at the mouth at the thought of Me parading him in public again.

Best of luck, ahab, truly. lol
And when you're ready to come back home email Me for a shiny new $500 invoice.

Allah

dirty beast shows its devotion

My deranged shiteating arab slave bows and eats its morning feast. How depraved do you have to be to willingly drink your own piss? Who cares, the real question is how entertaining are you going to be doing it? This fat, furry bastard will do anything and everything it's told from sucking cock to eating shit. he's a virtual sideshow freak that pumps out dollars while I laugh in his face. he even had to go to the hospital due to consuming too much shit and developing an infection! LOL he used to keep a diary of all the absurd acts of depravity he did to impress Me but it's been removed from Myspace. Check out his new page here.

photo edited due to payment through extreme personal and financial humiliation.