When I have cramps

My slaves sympathize

Cookie Monster

Customs finally gave the arab his Christmas cookies! I sent them 1 month ago! They are like crunchy, teeth shattering rocks but the fat walrus can't wait to bite into them and taste all of My special ingredients.

Ooo look at the pretty gold box. I wonder what's in there...


he bows to pray to Me like a good worshipper



he tries to show off all the scrumptious bits and pieces of toenail, hair, shoe mud...



but I think this video captured it better



pack it in doughboy!



Fingerlicking good!



but a little dry so he needs something to wash them down with...



Ahhhh, thirst quenching...



And look how happy he is!

you're always a laugh a minute you big, fat, crazy Walrus


And now for the best part...

WARNING: you may not look at cookies the same way again after watching this video.

http://www.obeymelanie.com/videos/cookie%20monster.wmv


*mwa

Goddess

The Gravy Train

One of My favorite toys proving yet again that I know him better than he knows himself. Did he really think he could tell Me 'no'? silly man I own you.