I'll be out tonight, if youre lucky I'll take some pics before I leave

This is how I'll be spending My night! german = yummy.
 chuggy bought the tickets. robbie bought the present (My Friend Cheryl's birthday) and the outfit, walrus bought the mani/pedi, and you're buying the drinks! Fill 'em up here to keep Me and My Friends silly drunk all night!

Stay out of trouble 'til I get home

This is how I'll be spending My night! german = yummy.
chuggy bought the tickets. robbie bought the present (My Friend Cheryl's birthday) and the outfit, walrus bought the mani/pedi, and you're buying the drinks! Fill 'em up here to keep Me and My Friends silly drunk all night!

Stay out of trouble 'til I get home

Cookie Monster

Customs finally gave the arab his Christmas cookies! I sent them 1 month ago! They are like crunchy, teeth shattering rocks but the fat walrus can't wait to bite into them and taste all of My special ingredients.

Ooo look at the pretty gold box. I wonder what's in there...


he bows to pray to Me like a good worshipper



he tries to show off all the scrumptious bits and pieces of toenail, hair, shoe mud...



but I think this video captured it better



pack it in doughboy!



Fingerlicking good!



but a little dry so he needs something to wash them down with...



Ahhhh, thirst quenching...



And look how happy he is!

you're always a laugh a minute you big, fat, crazy Walrus


And now for the best part...

WARNING: you may not look at cookies the same way again after watching this video.

http://www.obeymelanie.com/videos/cookie%20monster.wmv


*mwa

Goddess

Thank you arab and shoe hunt

Waking up to $$$ in My mailbox always puts a huge smile on My beautiful face The dirty arab started My day off with a donation that I immediately spent on some darling tokidoki tees and hoodie, and a pink and black gauzy jersey top with a cute girl in fishnets and restraints on the front. Since finding this designer (through Queen Sutherland) I'm completely hooked. All the clothes, watches, shoes, and even squeaky toys are so adorable it's hard to not buy them all.


I love the little monkey with heart shaped eyepatch, lol.

These are the shoes I want but can't find in My size. I read they run a size small so I will need them in 9.5-10. This is your mission, boys. Get off your asses and find these supercute sneakers -and then buy them for Me! Whoever finds them gets My old worn out pink Adidas so use that as your inspiration. Check out the soles, OMG cuteness! I have to have them! They are

Tokidoki Asics Onitsuka Tiger. Hurry there have got to be a few pairs left somewhere!

UPDATE: I also found another $100 donation in My spam box from a shy slave who hasn't contacted Me yet. Don't be scared. Introduce yourself.
I used your donation to buy this brand spanking new webcam earlier, so I'll probably be spending the rest of the day trying to figure out how to hook it up, lol. I've been spoiled by having one that's built-in but I wanted one that I could use to get different angles -like you boys looking up at Me instead of the other way around. Besides a slaves' place really is at the feet of a gorgeous Woman, isn't it?



Thankyou new boy Hope to see you soon.

Sock Dreams

Finally all of My socks made it in! I don't know wtf is going on with the post office but it seems like it is taking forever to get any packages delivered lately. I'm still waiting on the boots from My arab, a couple of things from robbie, cumchuggers gift to get to him, dumbos ph,  boots from Mikel, and arab hasn't gotten his cookies yet! I know there were holidays but c'mon.

Anyways, here are the leftover sockies that I haven't posted yet, all compliments of the sweet, adoring boys (and sissies) that are keeping My feet toasty warm and snug all winter long. As you can tell I've been wearing some of them and omg are they soft! The long ones go all the way up to the bottom of My cheeks and the short ones are so cashmerey soft and comfy that I never want to take them off! $400 in socks, but definitely worth every penny!

Sissy Maid Madeline sent these satin snap opera length gloves, vanilla scented silky lotion, cozy off-white armwarmers that will go with just about everything I own, and the very sexy pink fishnets that I've already had to wear to the club. Thankyou sweetie!



arab sent a huge assortment of every type of sock from My wishlist and kept it a surprise to the very last minute. he's such doll sometimes. Thankyou you big fat walrus

 

cumchugger sent enough socks and armwarmers to get Me through winter on his own, lol, and always makes sure to clean up the last few items on My wishlists so I'm not left wanting. Thank you chugs.



I think I owe all of you some pics so expect to see them soon

Oh, and no one has claimed the first batch of socks I received yet but I have My suspicions as to who it was. Thankyou whoever you are. I'm curled up in a pair of them right now.

*mwa

Goddess

Christmas Tree Contest

Okay boys, I know you've been waiting on pins and needles for your new assignment and I've got the green light from Doc so here it is. Before IM'ing Me have these things ready:

First you will have to hit Wal-Mart, Cost-co, or whatever your favorite candy store is and get one of these big, fat candycane sticks or just order from the website. It's at a price even you can afford.

If the 1 inch diameter Big Jim is child's play to you then go with the Ultra-Mega-Super-Fist-sized Great Big Peppermint pole and suck it down to smooth out the sharp edges 'cuz I'm sure by now you know where this little treat is going to end up. Act fast and you can get 2 for the price of 1 and be one step ahead for next year!

Secondly, if your tree is still up you got a lucky break since you'll be using the festive decor strung around it, plus the bonus of finally getting your lazy ass around to taking your tree down. Have all your pretty decorations ready because they are going to be put to good and very entertaining use.

I know Christmas is over for you but Mine never ends so I'm having a contest to see who is going to be this years best Christmas tree. I want garland, tinsel, LOTS of twinkling lights, and colorful bulbs that We'll be hanging from creative places. We will be using clothespins, safety pins, or piercings to hold the ornaments in place so make sure you are prepared! And, I want a big star or fairy angel for the top of your head. If you must be discreet then I will allow a Santa hat pulled over your face instead. And no Christmas tree is complete without lots of presents so make sure to wrap a few special things for Me. A bow on top of a stack of cash will do just fine

Email or IM Me to set up cam time. If you prefer to shoot this video yourself without My help or artistic direction make sure to get good angles for Me
Don't be a scrooge, either, everybody should participate to spread the holiday cheer!

*mwa

Goddess

*UPDATE* It has been brought to My attention that I've been insensitive to those of My non-christian worshippers that still want to participate in the contest but don't have the supplies needed. Never fret My heathen friends! My greed is non-denominational and I'm sure similarly amusing arrangements can be made

prezzies from toad (arab shit slave)

toad My shiteating arab slave you are by far the most entertaining freakshow out there and as much as you drive Me crazy when you run away and hide for weeks at a time you always come back and do something sweet to make up for it. Besides I love the extra abuse I get to heap on you when you come back
These are My absolute favorite jeans. They are super form fitting and look sexy as hell on Me. The rhinestone skull shirt is also one of My favorites and I look like a total rock star in this outfit. Everything right down to the 5 inch heels and cozy shrug is a body hugging perfect fit. I can't wait for all the snuggly socks you sent to come in.

Of course, the best gift of all is the insanely entertaining video collection I have of you, lol.

Thank you, worm.

*mwa

Slave cookies

I don't claim to be the chef extraordinaire that sissy maid madeline is but I just finished with some holiday baking and was thoughtful enough to make a special batch of these delicious sweet and crunchy treats for Arab Shit Slave.  I know there is no better gift anyone could hope to receive then something from the heart of the one of you adore. So, I hope you enjoy devouring these very special cookies as much as I completely enjoyed creating them for you. Because you're worth it!

Start with your favorite cookie recipe (Mine is Neiman Marcus's chocolate chip) and add or subtract ingredients as you see fit. It's the variations that make them unique. The best part is that even if you aren't kitchen savvy enough to make toast there is no way you can mess these up. They come out perfect every time and they are never the same cookies twice.

NM chocolate chip cookie recipe
1/2 c. butter, softened
1 c. light brown sugar
3 large tablespoon granulated sugar
1 large egg
2 teas. vanilla extract
1-3/4 c. all purpose flour
1/2 teas. baking powder
1/2 teas. baking soda
1/2 teas. salt
1-1/2 teas. instant espresso coffee powder
1-1/2 c. semi-sweet chocolate chips

substitute 1/3 cup globby slobbery spitballs for large egg
substitute pee from the Goddess that you worship for espresso
(I drink enough coffee daily that My pee is probably a highly concentrated mixture of espresso and green tea so you get the same amount of caffeine but with the added benefit of all the antioxidants you wouldn't normally find in the NM recipe and a much bolder flavor.)
for extra crunchy cookies add a generous helping of clippings from freshly pedicured nails
several handfuls of hair from one brush recently used to coif
and several secret ingredients that I'll never reveal

Drop cookie dough on dirty kitchen floor mix it all together with sweaty barefeet. Stomp cookie dough onto baking sheet. Place in oven for about 15 minutes. Vwallaa! Perfect every time!

No fur zone

Just a quick update for all of you who are wondering whether or not Arab Shit Slave followed through on his suck-up video and if I determined him worthy enough to kneel at My lovely feet again.

Arab Shit Slave finished or at least is on his way to completing his assignment for this weekend. It is completely hysterical and he had Me laughing so hard I was crying but I won't have time to upload the entire thing today since there is a little matter of $2K that I need to go spoil Myself with. It's so good I'm considering putting it up on C4S since I'm sure it would go straight to #1. LOL

Here's a sneak peek of one of the hair removal procedure we used until I can get the video in it's entirety uploaded and available to all.

Look at this hairy fucking gorilla. Waxing strips, duct tape, superglue, whatever it takes until it's entire body is smooth and fur free.

Raping the benefits

I spent this week doing all of the things I love -hanging out with My bestfriends, dining at My favorite restaurants, going to the hottest clubs, shopping at the best stores, and draining wallet after wallet along the way. All it takes is My pretty smile, silky soft voice, and firm command and it's as if 'no' isn't part of your vocabulary. Why can't you turn Me down? Because I make you weak. I make you want to give in and turn into a big sploshy puddle under My perfect, lovely feet. I make you excited at the thought of being used by Me and I make you beg for any scrap of attention I give you. I know just how to push your buttons and I know how to make you push all Mine -My tribute buttons, that is. and that's just the way I like you -hopelessly addicted to your stunning Goddess. As if you ever stood a chance.


There is so much going on that I can't possibly get it all down in one post. It has been an amazing week so far! Lots of pretty presents. Lots of new devotees. And tons of mail to sort through. If I haven't replied to your slave request yet please be patient. I'm hoping to answer all mail before the weekend is over.

After a week of spending your money I spent the day taking some pics for you to drool over. I found a beautiful lavender Vera Wang dress at Neiman Marcus that looks amazing on Me, a super tight curve hugging black dress from Betsey Johnson, a pair of soft suede Jessica Simpson boots at Sak's, My cute red Romika snow booties at Nordstrom's, and some great Big Star and Lucky jeans, sweaters, and leggings at Buckle. I even picked up a couple of t-shirts for My boyfriend. All in all it's been a great week and that's not even the half of it. I still have to take pics of all the great presents I received It's so good to be Goddess!

Later boys~